A team of scientists are headed to a northern area of Siberia appropriately named, “Yamal,” which is translated “The End of The World.” The reason? They found a 250 foot wide gaping hole in the ground.
I have only three explanatory theories for this gaping hole:
- This is a social media scheme that is using NPR to promote the new Avengers film.
- This is the beginning of the end of the world.
- This is just a weird phenomenon of science and natural processes.
If it is the first theory, well played Marvel.
If it is the second theory, I am glad I know Jesus. And you can too.
If it is the third theory, then…cool. I hope geologists have a field day (pun intended).